The Necroscope (Horoscope) predictions will be updated bi-weekly,
on the 1st and 15th of every month.

PREDICTIONS FOR : 04-16-09

Aquarius		Pisces
	You have been faced with a decision to get a gift for someone who you think has everything. Perhaps you should keep it simple this year and go with a few things that really matter, a box of ammo, some chainmail shoulder guards or even some barbeque sauce for those bland brains.		Watch out for a temptation to wallow in self pity a little bit over the next couple of weeks, yes things haven't gone your way and it's not been fun, but if you waste your energy bemoaning your lot, you're not going to be able to get much of a run when when they come for you. If you take pro-active action now, you can avoid the grasping hands of those who wait to feed on your failure.
Aries		Taurus
	You're going to be feeling restless, find something constructive to do with that extra energy instead of getting frustrated. Even if you just spend your time finding boards to nail over the windows, it will be time well spent.		You are very loyal, and your friends love that quality in you and it's a really valuable gift that you give to them with that. However you also have to look after yourself, if you get stuck stubbornly defending someone even if their wrong, you can end up suffering along with them. As much as you love them, if everyone else say's their turning and you stick by them, you might end up being their first snack. There's other ways to support your friends than hang yourself with them.
Gemini		Cancer
	Your positive nature and skills at keeping the peace in difficult situation will be very useful when it comes to handling mob mentality. Start practicing on bending people to your will now		If you haven’t already, you need to spend some time choosing a place to fortify and make your base in the inevitable event of the zombie apocalypse. Good forward thinking is your key to survival.
Leo		Virgo
	An evil wizard told me today that something will probably try and eat you this week.		Word to the wise my friend, it’s going to cost you more in parts & labor to fix the darn thing.
Libra		Scorpio
	It’s good to build some time into your weekly schedule to rejuvenate, especially when you’re dead. Perhaps you should consider lurching over to the park for some Yoga		Hungry? Try a delicious Brainie.
Sagittarius		Capricorn
	YOU HAVE NO FUTURE.		It’s time to get back to basics over the next couple of weeks. Go over your contingency plans, check your ammo and make sure you top up your supplies. Don’t let the conspiracy theorists that say’s zombies aren't real and the apocalypse will never happen get to you!

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