The Necroscope (Horoscope) predictions will be updated bi-weekly,
on the 1st and 16th of every month.

PREDICTIONS FOR : 11-15-08

Aquarius
 
Pisces
 
You're a uniquely creative individual, and you shouldn't let the bleakness of the post-zombie survival world hold you back. Think about some eclectic ways you can make your gear stand out from the drab gunmetal and rust earth tones. Whilst humanities chance of survival may have plummeted, your creative instincts can soar!
Don't let your compassionate side leave you vulnerable when everyone else runs. You can't save them once their bitten, so just keep running.
Aries
Taurus
Once bitten, soon turned. Those are words you should remember. It's easy to get careless when you're rushing too much. Take some time to double check the work you do over the next couple of weeks, you could let something slip that returns to infect you later.
Make sure that your stubborn commitment to your own ideas doesn't stop you from being open to new ones over the next couple of weeks. Being stuck in a rut could leave you being taken by surprise at the next mutation.
Gemini
Cancer
Conflicting information is causing difficulty in making decisions. Follow a balance between your head and heart, don't be impulsive, or else. Strange motions shiver the jelly.
You should spend some time thinking about the serious, deep questions in life, to start you off; how much meat would a zombie eat if a zombie met some meat to eat?
Leo
Virgo
You've been feeling very easily excited recently, and you need to be careful that your angry and argumentative side are not as easily roused. Your bite is definately worse than your roar, but neither is particularly pleasent for those around you.
Today is a wonderful day to be alive. You will find yourself in high spirits for the next few days, but rest assured you'll get yours. Oh yes, you will.
Libra
Scorpio
Generally you dislike violence. That's going to be a problem, a big problem.
As an inventive and suspicious individual, perhaps you should start checking friends and relatives for signs of turning. You never know. It could be now.
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Sometimes you get so wrapped up in the practical things that you forget to take some time out just to have fun. The next couple of weeks is a great opportunity to just take some time for you. Get out to Home Depot and check out some hardware that might be worth picking up for your arsonal.
No matter how hungry you are, standing on the top of a mountain with your mouth open will never catch a roast chicken.

 

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