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The Necroscope (Horoscope) predictions will be updated bi-weekly,
on the 1st and 15th of every month.

PREDICTIONS FOR : 01-15-09

Aquarius
 
Pisces
 
The waters have been rough, but you always manage to keep your nose above the waves. Just watch out that things aren't nibbling at your toes, it's best to try and keep some energy in reserve over the next two weeks, you never know when the sharks will start circling.
Your positive spirit is just what you need to get through the next couple of weeks, and people around you will be needing all they can get. Make sure you don't exhaust yourself keeping everyone else happy, or you might end up falling asleep on guard duty. And that can be dangerous.
Aries
Taurus
There's no use standing in the ruins of a post-apocalyptic street with your jaw hanging open hoping a tasty brain will fly into your mouth.

Your nature is very steady, and you're going to need all of your calm qualities in the next couple of weeks. Someone is going to be trying to create some difficult situations, but try and keep in mind no matter how frustrating they're being and how bad the smell gets, it's not their fault - it's the virus.

Gemini
Cancer
Mmmm, your brains smell spicy. You will need all of your creative thinking skills over the next couple of weeks, you're going to be on the run from something that's after you and going the obvious paths will not work out well for you
Don't hide your head in the sand, sometimes you have to confront issues head on... preferably with a machete.
Leo
Virgo
You're the type of zombie who's picky about the brains they eat. Which is fine, your rotting cadaver is a temple after all. But if you stop to give all of your victims an IQ test, you might find yourself starving. Sometimes it's OK to just eat junk food... in moderation of course!
No prediction this week, there's a recession on you know!
Libra
Scorpio
You're going to be really busy for the next couple of weeks, but you like a crowd so you should be happy with the action you're going to be part of. However it's going to go downhill after that when the decomposition sets in and bits start falling off.
Your natural suspicious streak will hold you in good stead sometime over the next two weeks, someone you have just recently met just doesn't seem right to you and it's for good reason. It's like you have some sixth sense or something when it comes to sniffing out infected.
Sagittarius

There's been a lot of frustration around some situation that has been leaving you feeling really stuck lately. Over the next two weeks you're going to be in the right position to shake things up and make some big changes there, it might be time to just drop it and move on. Trust your instincts, if you're not feeling happy, don't stay. Hanging onto a situation you're not really happy with could end up leaving you worn out and so drained that you just give up fighting, and then you're just going to be snack food.
Capricorn

You don't have much patience for fools, and this is usually a good thing. However it would behoove you to learn to reserve your judgment before deciding someone is being foolish, it could be that their simply being a lot more cautious than you are for good reason. And if you rush out into situations simply because you're impatient with someone else's lead, you'll simply be the distraction they need to succeed as you get chewed on.

 

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