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The Necroscope (Horoscope) predictions will be updated bi-weekly,
on the 1st and 15th of every month.

PREDICTIONS FOR : 02-15-09

Aquarius
 
Pisces
 
You're feeling restless; with the extra energy you have right now it might be worth starting a new hobby. Any kind of survival skills are great to pick up, maybe you could pick up one of those scout books and try for your badges.
Sometime in the next 2 weeks you're going to need to make extra effort to get what you want. You might be tempted just to give up and let the other person have their way, but don't give into temptation! Your persistence will pay off like it would for the zombie who hangs around long enough under a tree a survivor took refuge in. You'll eat for weeks.
Aries
Taurus
I hope you're not a vegetarian.

It's not easy when you're rotting away at the core, but don't just shamble along as if it's inevitable. Rage, rage against the dying of the light, you don't have to go gentle into that goodnight. In other words, don't let situations trap you because you think you have no choice, there's always a choice, even if it means change. It might not be easy, but it's possible.

Gemini
Cancer
When it seems like everyone is against you, trust your intuition and don't lose sight of your possibilities. There are other survivors out there who think like you do so don't let the hordes get you down, you'll find people who really can support you the way you need soon.
During a zombie epidemic, Johnny and Steve found themselves running into a multi-story carpark (9 story's) with the hopes that they could make it to the top for helicopter evac. If there were between 12 and 27 zombies on each story of the carpark, and Johnny had a shotgun that could take out 3 of them at a time at with an average of 1 minute between reloads (which took 47 seconds to do), how many shells would he need to do the 43 minute fight to the top of the carpark? Don't forget the shell he needs to take out Steve when he gets badly bitten.
Leo
Virgo

 

Setting a zombie on fire just leaves you with a flaming zombie.

Old Chinese Proverb

The next two weeks are going to have their ups and downs, and it would be an easy time for you to get so stuck worrying about what has gone wrong that you completely miss what's shambling up on you. Keep your mind on your goals and your wits alert for the opportunities to make things better.
Libra
Scorpio
You've been faced with some choices lately and you've been really dragging about making decisions, but the time is coming that this attitude will start biting you in the butt, literally. So it's time to choose, shotgun or tire iron?
Your dominant will is not always the best way to get through tough situations, and when things are going well, you can actually end up doing some harm. You're in a good place right now, so it's ok to take the pressure off those around you and start genuinely praising people, otherwise they will end up resenting you, and you might wind up being used as bait.
Sagittarius
Capricorn
You can be impatient about getting results from situations, and sometimes that has you starting things and then leaving them unfinished when boredom sets in. Not everything worthwhile however is going to yield results immediately however, and you're going to need to start practicing patience seriously, as you're really going to need it soon, it's what good headshot really needs.
It's easy to feel like you have to do everything yourself if you want it done well, but you're going to end up working yourself to exhaustion if you keep things up the way you have been going, and then how much strength are you going to have to fend off the horde? Practice saying "no" to things the next couple of weeks, and take a little time for yourself to refresh yourself. Then you'll be ready to face anything, even the hungry undead!

 

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