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PREDICTIONS FOR : 02-1-09

Aquarius
 
Pisces
 
You've made a mistake with someone close to you recently, and it's going to take some serious work to make it right again. Not sure how you can fix a bullet to the forehead tho... next time, wait till you're REALLY certain that they've turned.
Something smells fishy, and it isn't you. There's something around you isn't in your best interest, even though it might seem like a really good situation. Make sure you check every aspect to ensure your own wellbeing, there's nothing like missing an un-barricaded window and waking up with your brain in some zombies mouth.
Aries
Taurus
You have the ability to get very single minded and determined about things; this is going to come in handy soon as you're going to need to really insist on doing things your way to save your bacon, and your brains.

Sometimes no matter how hard you try to be reasonable, it just doesn't get you anywhere. So when you find yourself unable to make headway with reason, just start taking headshots till they get the point.

Gemini
Cancer
You might like to adjust your diet and start eating more offal products like hot dogs, menudo (not the band) and haggis to get used to the flavors you'll be ingesting after the apocalypse hits. 2012 is not that far away!
Feeling blue? Don't worry, this is just going to be one of those times that feel like everything is a great big FAIL. But as long as you manage to avoid coming down with the Z virus, you will soon find everything improving.
Leo
Virgo
You love being the center of attention, and you will find yourself with plenty of opportunities for this over next couple of weeks. You're a natural leader, so use this time well to marshal the troops and try some team building exercises, like planning on how to handle team members who get bitten. That one is always fun.
Fear the snake from the front, the horse from behind, and the zombie from all sides. Especially if it's a boomer.
Libra
Scorpio
The best advice you can have for the next two weeks is this; Don't take anyones advice, everyone sucks.
Your special leadership skills will be needed over the next couple of weeks, there's danger ahead and you're going to be the one everyone turns to, as usual. But beware, someone around you is just waiting for you to slip up so they can take you out and take control. So keep the extra ammo in your pockets, and make sure you really pay attention to the people around you and act fast to call out the person who's acting shady.
Sagittarius
Capricorn
You should think about getting up and going on a journey, maybe a physical one, maybe one exploring new ideas and experiences. It's time to refresh yourself, and nothing is better for you than going on some kind of exploration.
You don't have much patience for fools, and this is usually a good thing. However it would behoove you to learn to reserve your judgment before deciding someone is being foolish, it could be that their simply being a lot more cautious than you are for good reason. And if you rush out into situations simply because you're impatient with someone else's lead, you'll simply be the distraction they need to succeed as you get chewed on.

 

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