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Aquarius
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Pisces
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You've made a mistake with someone close to you
recently, and it's going to take some serious work to make it right
again. Not sure how you can fix a bullet to the forehead tho...
next time, wait till you're REALLY certain that they've turned.
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Something smells fishy, and it isn't you. There's
something around you isn't in your best interest, even though it
might seem like a really good situation. Make sure you check every
aspect to ensure your own wellbeing, there's nothing like missing
an un-barricaded window and waking up with your brain in some zombies
mouth.
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Aries
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Taurus
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You have the ability to get very single minded and
determined about things; this is going to come in handy soon as
you're going to need to really insist on doing things your way to
save your bacon, and your brains.
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Sometimes no matter how hard you try to be reasonable, it just
doesn't get you anywhere. So when you find yourself unable to
make headway with reason, just start taking headshots till they
get the point.
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Gemini
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Cancer
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You might like to adjust your diet and start eating
more offal products like hot dogs, menudo (not the band) and haggis
to get used to the flavors you'll be ingesting after the apocalypse
hits. 2012 is not that far away!
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Feeling blue? Don't worry, this is just going to
be one of those times that feel like everything is a great big FAIL.
But as long as you manage to avoid coming down with the Z virus,
you will soon find everything improving.
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Leo
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Virgo
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You love being the center of attention, and you
will find yourself with plenty of opportunities for this over next
couple of weeks. You're a natural leader, so use this time well
to marshal the troops and try some team building exercises, like
planning on how to handle team members who get bitten. That one
is always fun.
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Fear the snake from the front, the horse from behind,
and the zombie from all sides. Especially if it's a boomer.
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Libra
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Scorpio
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The best advice you can have for the next two weeks
is this; Don't take anyones advice, everyone sucks.
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Your special leadership skills will be needed over
the next couple of weeks, there's danger ahead and you're going
to be the one everyone turns to, as usual. But beware, someone around
you is just waiting for you to slip up so they can take you out
and take control. So keep the extra ammo in your pockets, and make
sure you really pay attention to the people around you and act fast
to call out the person who's acting shady.
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Sagittarius
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You should think about getting up and going on a
journey, maybe a physical one, maybe one exploring new ideas and
experiences. It's time to refresh yourself, and nothing is better
for you than going on some kind of exploration.
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You don't have much patience for fools, and this
is usually a good thing. However it would behoove you to learn to
reserve your judgment before deciding someone is being foolish,
it could be that their simply being a lot more cautious than you
are for good reason. And if you rush out into situations simply
because you're impatient with someone else's lead, you'll simply
be the distraction they need to succeed as you get chewed on.
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