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Aquarius
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Pisces
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You're often accused of being flighty and not attentive
to worldly matters, which is often true. The next two weeks are
going to be opportunities for you to show that your spontaneous
and eclectic nature can be an asset and a spirit-lifter.
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Over the next two weeks, good things will come to
you unexpectedly, like finding a case of canned food on a re-stock
run.
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Aries
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Taurus
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You are what you eat, think of those who will partake
of you when you slip up and get bit. Eat healthy for the next couple
of weeks. Remember, it's your body and the only one you’ve got,
but it will feed at least 5 when you die.
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The next couple of weeks will be full of puns, try not to be
bull-headed about them. Don't throw a cow if they put a halter
on your fun, because eventually they will be cut in calf and you
won't heifer deal with them.
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Gemini
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Cancer
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Ensure your ammo is well stocked up; someone close
to you could turn at any moment. Watch out for the signs, if you
see the classic symptoms; shivering, teeth grinding, eye rolling
and violent hunger for brains - be ready to shoot for the head.
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Don't be too over sensitive the next couple of weeks.
You will find the next few days difficult, but don't take it personally.
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Leo
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Virgo
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The next two weeks are going to be good for you
to just lay low and keep a more subdued profile than usual. It might
be a good opportunity for you to revisit your Outbreak plans...
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Your willingness to help out can be taken advantage
of unless you learn to say no. Practice saying it over the next
two weeks, a lot, even when no one is talking to you.
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Libra
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Scorpio
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When you're good, you're really good. You can charm
the honey from the hive... But as some old guy said "with great
power, comes great wotsit". Over the next two week, avoid the
temptation to manipulate. Even though you can be ruthless in getting
what you want, what you want is not always a good thing.
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You're the one who plans for everything, and that's
a good thing. But be prepared to allow some room for spontineity.
Otherwise you may find yourself trapped in a plan when it's best
just to go with the flow.
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Sagittarius
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Capricorn
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Don't be stubborn about having the last word over
the next two weeks. Yes you're honest, but sometimes it's better
just to stay quiet, being right isn't always worth it.
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Try taking up a new hobby, like sniping.
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