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The Necroscope (Horoscope) predictions will be updated bi-weekly,
on the 1st and 15th of every month.

PREDICTIONS FOR : 12-15-08

Aquarius
 
Pisces
 
You're often accused of being flighty and not attentive to worldly matters, which is often true. The next two weeks are going to be opportunities for you to show that your spontaneous and eclectic nature can be an asset and a spirit-lifter.
Over the next two weeks, good things will come to you unexpectedly, like finding a case of canned food on a re-stock run.
Aries
Taurus
You are what you eat, think of those who will partake of you when you slip up and get bit. Eat healthy for the next couple of weeks. Remember, it's your body and the only one you’ve got, but it will feed at least 5 when you die.

The next couple of weeks will be full of puns, try not to be bull-headed about them. Don't throw a cow if they put a halter on your fun, because eventually they will be cut in calf and you won't heifer deal with them.

Gemini
Cancer
Ensure your ammo is well stocked up; someone close to you could turn at any moment. Watch out for the signs, if you see the classic symptoms; shivering, teeth grinding, eye rolling and violent hunger for brains - be ready to shoot for the head.
Don't be too over sensitive the next couple of weeks. You will find the next few days difficult, but don't take it personally.
Leo
Virgo
The next two weeks are going to be good for you to just lay low and keep a more subdued profile than usual. It might be a good opportunity for you to revisit your Outbreak plans...
Your willingness to help out can be taken advantage of unless you learn to say no. Practice saying it over the next two weeks, a lot, even when no one is talking to you.
Libra
Scorpio
When you're good, you're really good. You can charm the honey from the hive... But as some old guy said "with great power, comes great wotsit". Over the next two week, avoid the temptation to manipulate. Even though you can be ruthless in getting what you want, what you want is not always a good thing.
You're the one who plans for everything, and that's a good thing. But be prepared to allow some room for spontineity. Otherwise you may find yourself trapped in a plan when it's best just to go with the flow.
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Don't be stubborn about having the last word over the next two weeks. Yes you're honest, but sometimes it's better just to stay quiet, being right isn't always worth it.
Try taking up a new hobby, like sniping.

 

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