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Aquarius
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Pisces
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Red is a lucky color for you, how ironic.
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Things are looking up for you over the next couple
of weeks, but it's not a good time to completely relax, at least
keep a sturdy bludgeoning weapon on hand.
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Aries
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Taurus
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The next couple of weeks are going to be
a little boring, but you should be thankful for this time to relax
and just take it easy. When the Z virus hits, you're going to be locked
in a desperate struggle for survival against the clawing, hungry undead,
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You need to watch out for your bossy streak the next couple of
weeks, especially if you're a woman. People are going to be very
prone to taking offense around you for the next 2 weeks, and with
all those itchy trigger fingers around, the last thing you want
to do is turn people against you accidentally.
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Gemini
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Cancer
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You've had a run of bad luck recently with things
you weren't prepared for surprising you, which has kept you off
balance. However, you'll be happy to hear that things should be
start settling back down for you over the next couple of weeks.
As a result this is a great time for you to recharge and reload.
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Leo
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Virgo
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Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains grargrargrargrargargh....
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You need to try and keep one foot on the ground
over the next couple of weeks, you're going to be very given to
drifting away on dreams and fantasy rather than concentrate on practical
matters. If you're busy cloud-dreaming, you'll be easy prey.
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Libra
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Scorpio
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You're going to be able to take a little time to
relax from some of the drama from the last few weeks, but even though
you're relaxing which is good, don't forget to keep an eye on your
defenses, it's good to enjoy the R&R but don't let things around
you get sloppy.
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If you have any interest in spiritual matters, now is
going to be a good time to pursue them. You're going to want to be
able to pray to as many gods as possible when you're in an undead
apocalypse. One day you'll really need any edge you can get. |
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Sagittarius
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Wow, the next couple of weeks are really awesome
for you. Pretty much anything you do will end up in success so go
for all the gusto you can get, but bare in mind you can't ride a
tiger forever
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Blood scent,
Rich and heady,
Ruined city, silent.
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