The Necroscope
(Horoscope) predictions will be updated bi-weekly,
on the 1st and 15th of every month.
PREDICTIONS
FOR : 03-01-09
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Aquarius
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Pisces
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You're going to have some rough health news over
the next two weeks, but it's important to remember that there's
always a silver lining. Human flesh has a very low calorie content
once you strip off the fat, and you'll never have to worry about
your looks again.
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Aries
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Taurus
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There are those that say patience is a virtue. But don't forget, a door can also be ajar. |
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Brrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains nom nom nom |
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Gemini
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Cancer
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Stay alert and don't open your barricaded door till
you've made absolutely sure whatever is banging there isn't an infected.
Some people turn slower than others, and can stay fresh-looking
for a while.
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You're going to have a good couple of weeks coming up, it's going to be a great time for new things and perhaps even switching hide-outs. Just watch out for any reckless bartering on the black market, as tempting as that sniper rifle looks, unless you're a weapons expert you'd be better off sticking to something melee, like a nice machete. |
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Leo
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Virgo
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It is said that fortune favors the brave, and while this is true occasionally, fortune also favors the stupid, that's why they call it "dumb luck". In otherwords, you're going to get very lucky over the next couple of weeks, but not perhaps the way you would plan. |
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You should put that creative streak of yours to
work over the next couple of weeks, you have been struggling a little
with some things that have held you back from really doing what
you wanted to do for a while, and now is the time to figure out
some solutions. For example, have you ever thought about how great
Tupperware would be at deflecting a hungry zombie's bite?
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Libra
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Scorpio
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You need to be a little careful about making judgments
about people, if you're too hasty you can really make some clangers.
Not everyone who looks a little pale and tired is about to turn,
so ease off the trigger finger and wait till they start looking
at you hungrily.
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You rarely give up once you get your teeth into something, especially if it's something you have taken on as a personal challenge. The next two weeks are going to be really good ones for you to take down and really tear apart something that has been hovering on the sidelines and do it successfully. |
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Sagittarius
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Close cover before striking.
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Just go back to bed. Seriously. |
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