What on earth have you stumbled upon? And what
is that smell...
This is the Zombie Zodiac, a creative affliction dedicated to
zombies and the influence that rocks in space hundreds of light
years away from us have on our daily lives. None has escaped infection,
and each sign has been tainted and turned into something different...
Here you will find that what you thought you knew has been twisted,
and changed.
WONDER!
At where on earth does Cassandra come up with
the Necroscope Predictions.
Updated twice a month, these arcane horoscope predictions
are either frighteningly accurate, or frighteningly bizarre!
Find out what the fates have in store for your sign over
at the Necroscope.
GASP!
Find out how each sign was born through never-before
revealed origin stories.
Discover whether your personal traits will lead you most
likely to be a survivor... or a zombie.
MARVEL!
At frighteningly fantastic custom art-work
detailing each gruesome new sign origin.
Don't forget to check out the exclusive detail crops in
the Survivors
community.
DISCOVER!
The truth behind zombie science, fact and
fiction.
Not just a rotting face, we have worked our brains to the
bones to find the juiciest details about zombie science
in the real world.
Head over to The Outbreak
section to see numerous articles that might give you some
things to chew over.
CONSUME!
Check out the stomach-turning treats in
The Mall, that's where
the real survivors always end up.
If you get a kick out of what we have done here and would
like to help keep us going, then please check out the dark
delights we have on offer, and keep us in mind for the perfect
gifts for the ghoul who has everything!
We hope you enjoy your wanderings here, and that you don't
catch anything... and please, don't feed the zombies.
Vital
Signs
Predictions
- The predictions for each sign are updated twice a
month on the 1st and 16th and are written by our resident Brain-inna-jar,
Cassandra. Whilst they are mostly flavored Zombie, there might
be a truth nugget or two in there somewhere. But maybe not, it
will depend on how good her solution is and whether or not we've
flushed it out recently.
Mailing
List - If you're down with the Z, sign up and stay
ahead of the pack of survivors... send an email to info@TheZombieZodiac.com
with the subject "Mailing List" to be added, you'll
get notified of any significant updates and contests that we'll
be running.
Community
- Sign up to the
Community, create your very own Zombie page and join in the
fun! Show us your zombie art, writing and music.
Suggestions
- Shoot us an email at info@TheZombieZodiac.com
with the subject line "Suggestion" and we'll check it out! We
cannot promise to answer or implement all suggestions but they
will all be read, and every one is welcomed.
Updates
- much much more coming soon... bookmark us and keep checking
back!
NEWS
07.30.08 We want
to temp you with tainted treats into spreading the infection!
Simply promote the Zombie Zodiac with a link back to this site
on your website, blog or forum, send us a link and we will send
you a full color 8x10 print of your sign!
Email your putrid proof to info@TheZombieZodiac.com.
07/12/08 The Zombie Zodiac invades MySpace - go
get bitten!
07/05/08 - 07/06/08 We sent two lab-monkeys out to harrass people at Convergence
2008, a convention taking place in Minneapolis, MN.
Hopefully animal control won't be called for long enough for them
to cause enough damage and hand out all their goodies.
If you have made your way here from there... welcome you wonderful
geek you! The monkeys weren't contageous, honest...
07/04/08
The site goes live! Which is a weird word to use...
07/03/08 We are busting our respective hindquarters and frontal
lobes making this old place presentable for you.
It's been some 5 years in the making thus far.
The
Bare Bones
The Zombie Zodiac is the creation of Corbin Poe (the
Gravekeeper) and the Brain-inna-Jar, Cassandra.
For details on just whom they are, wander over to the Survival
Community where you can find their more detailed bio's and
haphazard blogs tucked away on their personal pages. But basically
these two needed to do something with all the zombies and
other bits of left over errata from the random experiments
that take place in The Lab, from it all they created the veritable
zombie cornucopia here which is constantly growing and evolving,
much like Ebola.